We're on to ya, _Jim. ;-)
| We've always thought the Broncos had some of the best-looking uniforms in the league. |
Cheerleader of the Week Catherine Williams of the Denver Broncos holds a bachelor's of science in electrical engineering and a master's in business administration. Electrical engineering degree, MBA -- that can't be right; cheer-babes are not allowed to have more impressive credentials than TMQ! To relax, Williams dances, hikes and works out, and her most recently read book is "A Civil War" by John Feinstein, a football volume. (It's about the Army-Navy rivalry.) Williams, known as Cat, also says she thinks "George W. is doing an unbelievable job as president." Cat, just donate $250,000 and he'll make you an ambassador.
The "audition info" section of the Broncos' cheerleaders site advises aspirants to wear Spandex and not much else and cautions, "Auditions are not like a dance class. Your hair and makeup need to be performance quality -- no pony tails. Our official salon is Antoine du Chez and they are highly recommended for hair styles and makeup applications."
Performance quality hair! Antoine du Chez of Denver also offers a men's spa retreat, where "well-groomed nails are a must for men." At the men's spa, do you get to look at the cheerleaders as they acquire performance-quality hair? I think I need my nails done!