[Eaker]

When you have to march illegals at gunpoint to a dumpster when you catch them throwing their garbage into YOUR pickup truck, it is time to leave or you'll do something rather... noteworthy.

I have a pickup to and can relate.

The drivers used to come into my office and disparage me to others in tex-mex, they really could not speak spanish. I let it go for a few weeks and then fired one of them in true spanish. Stopped that crap. They did not realize that there is alot of spanish in Houston and I lived in Corpus Christi for three years. Try to screw with the DOG and you might get bit.

[King Prout]

I do not speak Spanish.
I had my brother, who does, translate some choice statements for me to use at the appropriate time.
I don't remember any of 'em, sadly. Been a few years since I needed any of 'em, happily.
All I remember is something like: (if you do not turn off that damned mariachi crap right now) [something like]: muerte todo puta familia!
At the time I used it, it rolled right off my tongue so smoothly, castillian lisp and all.