[King Prout]

I do not speak Spanish.
I had my brother, who does, translate some choice statements for me to use at the appropriate time.
I don't remember any of 'em, sadly. Been a few years since I needed any of 'em, happily.
All I remember is something like: (if you do not turn off that damned mariachi crap right now) [something like]: muerte todo puta familia!
At the time I used it, it rolled right off my tongue so smoothly, castillian lisp and all.

[Eaker]

I still do, and your line #4 is pretty harsh. Not uncalled for, but harsh!

However, one must go with what works!!!