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Request For Foreign Partner
Rich and Fertile Human Greed | July 6, 2003 | LIM

Posted on 07/06/2003 6:45:08 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets

Government Of Liberia, PLC

Union House Marina

Monrovia, Liberia.

Request For Foreign Partner

Dear President Bush,

I sincerely write to seek your co-operation and trust to enable my colleagues and I carry out an urgent diplomatic opportunity in my department. I work in the government of Liberia PLC; currently I am President of this country. Due to unforeseen events I may soon be forced to abdicate this office.

I have managed to transfer to numbered accounts in the Union Bank of Nigeria, my domiciliary account the total sum of $95.5 million ninety five million five hundred thousand USA Dollars, under the name of Mr. Ali Ashraf.

Unfortunately from the day of my abdication till the time of this letter I have not managed to access these accounts. The banking and financial law of Union bank of Nigeria Plc stipulates that if such fund remained unclaimed after a period of four (4) years it will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. We have created a Liberian Death Certificate for Mr. Ali Ashraf and have forwarded a certified copy of the officials in charge of these things with the Union Bank of Nigeria, Plc.

On this discovery sir, I and two other senior staffs now decided do business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin to Ali B. Ashraf for safety and subsequent disbursement. I will soon proceed for my retirement leave this year, and I personally do not want this fund to be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. That is why I wanted the fund to be move out of the bank before I proceed on my retirement from the public services by July 15th 2003.

The need for a foreigner as next of kin in this project is occasioned by the fact that the customer Mr. Ali Ashraf was a foreigner and a Nigerian cannot stand as his next of kin or heir. We have agreed that 20% of the Fund would be for you as foreign partner; thereafter my colleague and I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

To enable the immediate transfer of the fund into your nominated account, you will first apply to the bank as the next of kin of the deceased, indicating your bank account number and location wherein the money will be remitted. Upon receipt of your acknowledgement indicating your interest, I will send to you the text of the application that you will send to the Union Bank authority for an approval to submit your claims.

Send your reply through my direct and private email address (micheal_n@usa.net) indicates your direct Fax and telephone numbers for effective communication that this transaction needs. Do not reply through the union bank email address because it’s belonged to the senior staffs for public use.

Please note that you are not to appear in person, as every thing regarding this project will be strictly on documentations and every banking documents needed for this transaction will be taken care of by my self.

My colleagues tell me that your predecessor in office was ever amenible to opportunities of this nature, and I trust you will be interesting in continuing the tradition of logrolling between our two governments.

Looking forward to urgently hearing from you.

Yours Faithfully

Charles Taylor, President of Liberia


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: liberia; nigerianscam; sendinthefrench
Sounds like an opportunity to me.
1 posted on 07/06/2003 6:45:09 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
P.S. Bill Clinton always tossed in a cigar and an intern to seal the deal, I trust this policy hasnt changed?" C.Taylor
2 posted on 07/06/2003 6:46:59 PM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
This is funny. Creative use of spam.
3 posted on 07/06/2003 6:50:55 PM PDT by zarf (fuggetaboutit)
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To: cardinal4
Don't forget a sitdown with Senator Kennedy and an extra 40 billion - the hallmark of the present President.
4 posted on 07/06/2003 6:54:54 PM PDT by Satadru
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