The Republicans Control Everything

cathy

[Yardstick]

You wanted your country back, but now you've been zotted and taunted by bunch of FR Republicans. How does that feel?

[BureaucratusMaximus]

To hear the extremists of both left and right tell the tale, it's a twofer: Republican Jews control everything

What are you talking about? Everybody knows the FreeMasons control everything...they've been meeting everyday this week in my neighborhood.

[Blzbba]

"We hear about voting machines that can be rigged with no paper trail. Are the Democrats making a stink about this? No! "

"Of course not, they invented these machines. "




HEY! Don't try to take over this thread with FACT. Liberals ABHOR fact!

[sourcery]

We control the media outlets?

Talk about being at the Outer Limits (of sanity):

"We control the horizontal.
We control the vertical..."

[Poohbah]

I thought it was the Stonecutter's Guild...

"Who robs the cavefish of its sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? WE DO! WE DO!"

[Publius]

Ah, Napoleon XIV... Otherwise known as Jerry Lawrence Samuels III, currently the owner of a tobacco shop in Philadelphia. Best known in his real name for writing "The Shelter of Your Arms," a hit for Sammy Davis, Jr. in the mid-Sixties.

Thanks to Dr. Barrett Hanson (aka Dr. Demento), his song "I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot" garnered some airplay in the Seventies.

Brings back some memories...

[Not A Snowbird]

I thought this thread got pulled. What's it doing back, polluting my RAM space?

[I still care]

Integrity frightens Democrats.

[NeoCaveman]

How can we help but feel like our team is in the 9th inning, our opponent is whipping us 22-1 and the umpires refuse to inspect the other team's illegally weighted bats?

I wish it was 22-1

So far the only people we've beaten by that margin are the Taliban and the Baathists of Iraq.

[Michael Barnes]

Its that Vast Right Wing Conspiracy cabal. It needs to made illegal.

Nah. just give it a 14 day waiting period and make sure it's registered....

;)

[Mr. Mojo]

[ChadGore]

He's close, but not quite.

1) The Presidency
2) The House
3) Senate
Supreme Court
The Justice Department and the Federal Appeals Court in D.C.
Media outlets

I would add:
4) A majority in the majority of state houses accross the country
5) A majority of the govnerships accross the country

With those corrections I would point out that this is simply the will of the people. I agree with Ann Coulter who said after the 2002 democrat loss that "what's left of the democrat pary should dissband, come back as the abortion party", leaving the remainder to concentrate on school boards and sherrif races untill they can gain a little more electoral credibility than the green party and libritarians.

[The KG9 Kid]

"... The Republicans Control Everything"

Except for those of us suffering in California because the Democrats control everything.

You tit.

[b4its2late]

Lettin' us have some fun today?

Thanks!

[Mr. Mojo]

The Republicans control everything: ....Media outlets

Yeah, those evil pubbies control ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN. You folks just don't have a chance. Might as well commit suicide rigtht now.

[plain talk]

This is at about the level I'm dealing with at the youngmuslims.com web site lately. It's like stomping on bugs.

[Space Wrangler]

The DEMOCRATS defeated by vote fraud??? Somebody is off their meds!

[ChadGore]

IWantFreeChecking
IWantMyMomOutOfMyRoom
IWantToSellLooseJoints
IWantRelevancy

[Tall_Texan]

But, then again, how impotent are we that we have this majority power and seem so inept at wielding it? We can't get our judges confirmed. We can't get our tax bill through Congress. The government grows bigger. The courts get more liberal.

For someone who thinks we are ahead, 22-1, I think we act like we are clinging to a 3-2 lead while they have two men on and Armando Benitez as our closer.

Seriously, the only thing that's making the Republicans look good is how wretched the Democrats look by comparison.

For having the White House, Senate, House, (arguably) the Supreme Court, the Justice Department and many state governments (forget the media - this child is delusional), I'm not seeing the conservative agenda moved forward much.

Not that I'd rather have the Democrats in power. THEY know how to misuse the FBI, the Justice Department, the immigration service, the IRS, the FEC, the Federal Reserve, the House, the Senate, the media (which they are only now releasing their chokehold from), academia, the arts and local voting booths for their own personal benefit and socialist gain.

We may have won a few battles but we are still losing the war.

Take heart, Iwantmycountryback. Your evil Democrat minions are still winning the big one. You can go on passing out condoms, killing unborn babies, destroying our heritage and our culture, spreading AIDS, mainstreaming queers, teaching our children how to be unthinking socialists, giving our military secrets away to the Communists, kissing the asses of every tyrant and dictator you don't have the guts to confront and tearing down our country seemingly unabated. We are no match for your skill in turning America into a third-world toilet. You just need more time to accomplish your ultimate goal.

[ChadGore]

The Republicans control everything:

I thought the Jews controlled everything?

I heard it's all an Amish plot.