If the Passover Story Were Reported by The New York Times, CNN or the LA Times

Conversations with Trentino ^ | 4/11/03 | Daniel P. Waxman

[Davis]

The cycle of violence between the Jews and the Egyptians continues with no end in sight in Egypt. After eight previous plagues that have destroyed the Egyptian infrastructure and disrupted the lives of ordinary Egyptian citizens, the Jews launched a new offensive this week in the form of the plague of darkness.

Western journalists were particularly enraged by this plague. "It is simply impossible to report when you can't see an inch in front of you," complained a frustrated Andrea Koppel of CNN. "I have heard from my reliable Egyptian contacts that in the midst of the blanket of blackness, the Jews were annihilating thousands of Egyptians. Their word is solid enough evidence for me."

While the Jews contend that the plagues are justified given the harsh slavery imposed upon them by the Egyptians, Pharaoh, the Egyptian leader, rebuts this claim. "If only the plagues would let up, there would be no slavery. We just want to live plague-free. It is the right of every society." ....MORE

[Sir Gawain]

heh

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[ARabbitt]

very funny...very tongue in cheek...

unfortunately some would take this as gospel!

It is so sad to know that this is exactly how CNN et al would report the story of Exodus. In addition, CNN would somehow try to blame it all on George W Bush (even though he won't be born for about 4000 years!)

[jonatron]

hag samayach

[Nachum]

A Kosher and Freilach Pesach!