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Pentagon Drops Massive Bomb On Hollywood As Warning to Iraq
Skewpoint on the news ^ | March 2003 | Bob Hirschfeld

Posted on 03/20/2003 3:56:03 PM PST by stilts

The U.S. Air Force tested its most powerful non-nuclear bomb by dropping it on Hollywood, California as target practice. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld hopes that the total devastation of the entertainment capital will serve as psychological warfare to frighten Iraq. “Saddam ought to start seriously worrying about the morale of his soldiers. When they learn of the firepower of this baby, they’ll wave their underwear on a stick and surrender faster than you can say ‘France’,” Rumsfeld warned. Rumsfeld noted there was little debate about selection of the target. “Frankly it’s an area that was hostile to America so we have no regrets,” he said.

The 21,000 pound bomb known as MOAB, an acronym for “make our annihilation bitchin,” consists of three Hummer vehicles welded together and mounted with a long fuse. “There’s enough gas in those fuel tanks to level a city,” one of the bomb’s planners bragged. Several MOAB’s are headed to Kuwait inside a B-52 to be ready for use if needed in conflict with Iraq.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bush; hollywood; humor; iraq; pentagon
When they learn of the firepower of this baby, they’ll wave their underwear on a stick and surrender faster than you can say ‘France’

This "quote" from Rumsfeld saoked my keyboard.

Again, no disrespect intended to our brave men and women in the military. I'm only looking for a brief momentary respite from the weight of the days events.

1 posted on 03/20/2003 3:56:03 PM PST by stilts
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I'll be so glad when young John gets everything squared away and we don't have to put put up with this kind of falacious piece of _ _ _ _!
2 posted on 03/20/2003 4:35:20 PM PST by Cribb
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To: stilts
An exercise in wishful thinking.
3 posted on 03/20/2003 4:56:02 PM PST by jimkress
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To: stilts
I don't believe I'd have posted that.
4 posted on 03/20/2003 7:28:31 PM PST by gcruse (Democrats are the party of the Tooth Fairy.)
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HEY!!! Shouldn't they give me and the other conservative a chance to escape before the bombing starts?? :-)
5 posted on 03/20/2003 7:33:04 PM PST by Nea Wood (The Democrats -- enfranchising dead people since the 1870s.)
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