No Butcher Knife Photo Available? Just Go With That Big Gun Picture.

3/5/03 | Me

[Buckwheats]

I was watching my local news early this morning when a large photo of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC PISTOL appeared on the screen with the word 'ROBBERY' printed along side. The picture then cut to a photo of the perp standing at a convenience store counter as the announcerette read "The suspect waited until all customers were out of the store before brandishing a ... BUTCHER KNIFE"??? LOL. "You just stare at the tube, we'll decide."

[Buckwheats]

Had this been my favorite clerk the gun photo would have been an appropriate preface to a story entitled "Why You Never Bring A Butcher Knife To A Gun Fight".

[joesnuffy]

Where was Chief Moose...brandishing several assault rifles and a picture of a white van full of white Vietnam vets?

[Buckwheats]

The Chief was outside wondering "Why am I the Chief and where's that small ring-shaped friedcake I just bought?; thereby, never noticing the robbery in progress.