DFU SONG: Lodi (Clooney can't stick foot in mouth since he tore Achilles)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 1-25-03 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LODI

Just a short time ago…he'd really been dissing Chuck
We all sent him our greetings -- George Clooney, man, you suck
He tore his Achilles and as his career's heading south
He can't stick his foot in his mouth

I will no longer pay…to see anything he makes
I heard that at SOLARIS…no one could stay awake
He tore his Achilles and as his career's heading south
He can't stick his foot in his mouth

He appeared in THREE KINGS…a stinker beyond belief
Those fools who had invested…shared suicidal grief
He tore his Achilles and as his career's heading south
He can't stick his foot in his mouth

When will they ever learn…these Hollywood scum elite
We can't take the crapola…from their mouth they excrete
He tore his Achilles and as his career's heading south
He can't stick his foot in his mouth
He can't stick his foot in his mouth

[doug from upland]

The story --- CLICK.

[ErnBatavia]

You're also king of the keyword!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

darn. And I wanted to see that Chuck Barris movie.

[Paul Atreides]

It has a lot going against it: George cLOONEY directed, and star in, the movie, it has Julia Roberts, and Drew Barrymore. If that isn't a collection of grade A white-trash, I don't know what is.