[Chancellor Palpatine]

The best stories feature third world adventures involving lots of weapons, dusty airstrips, exotic locales, and remarkably depraved young women.

[big gray tabby]

Or the ones about old people screaming and begging as they float out to sea, shivering and huddling their wrinkled cheap asses together for what little heat their cold black hearts can generate.

Cheery little stories, you know.

[toddst]

Well there you go, over into the stuff where if I tell you then I have to kill you (or watch my back all the time.) Now, if you leave out "dusty airstrips" everything else applies to Los Angeles, LOL!