[big gray tabby]

Or the ones about old people screaming and begging as they float out to sea, shivering and huddling their wrinkled cheap asses together for what little heat their cold black hearts can generate.

Cheery little stories, you know.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

I like it - hopefully there will be some die hard union rabble rousers on those boats, along with some really loud widows, all of whom ran their children off by being rotten people. Now that they've run off friends and family, its up to us to take care of 'em?