[ppaul]

Ping.

[Deep_6]

He'd probably want to drive my car. He wouldn't have to change a thing.
Whenever I go to the repair shop, they always say: "Jesus, It's him again".

[johnny7]

What kind of car would Judas have driven?

[DeaconRed]

Me thinks he would drive a Harley.
He wouldn't need a helmet.
He could crash head on into a semi. He would come back! !

[gonzo]

He can have my car when He comes back! Sure beats donkey-power........FRegards

[Solamente]

Allah drives a hearse.

[Glenn]

A deer hit my Mustang Tuesday. That's right. A deer hit it. The car was parked in front of my house. The cops thought it was a hoot. Called it a "hit and stagger". Destroyed the driver's side door. Fur all over the place.

[.30Carbine]

Although I do drive an SUV, and make good money doing so, it is Jesus that meets my needs, not my vehicle.
And I don't care what He's driving when He comes!

But come quickly, Lord Jesus, 'cause these liberals are really starting to get on my nerves. Amen.

[RightWinger]

Yep, Jesus would like my Dodge Dakota pickup.
He could haul wood for his carpenter business
and it's got a V8 so he could haul-a$$ just for fun.

[Jaxter]

Well, the roads weren't very good back then and he would have to have something big enough to carry his disciples, so I'm guessing a ....

[DWSUWF]

"..."What would Jesus drive?" asks the new religious campaign against SUVs..."

During his lifetime, a beat-up old CJ-5.

Unpretentious, durable, go-anywhere.

After His resurrection, a Hummer. (which, after all, is a Jeep that’s died and gone to Heaven)

[wimpycat]

I established months ago here on FR that my car is Jewish, so yes, God likes my car.

[valkyrieanne]

I would think God would want parents to keep their children safe in a larger, heavier car, instead of a tin-can four-popper.