[.30Carbine]

Although I do drive an SUV, and make good money doing so, it is Jesus that meets my needs, not my vehicle.
And I don't care what He's driving when He comes!

But come quickly, Lord Jesus, 'cause these liberals are really starting to get on my nerves. Amen.

[Dataman]

And I don't care what He's driving when He comes!

Maybe he would take a boat. He'd probably fly.

Moe-hammed Ha Gamal, on the other hand, commandeered Caravans on a regular basis.