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"Lib'rals!!" (A Musical Parody)
The MudCave ^ | 23 September 2002 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 09/23/2002 10:49:39 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Lib'rals have been destroying this Country from the inside fer generations and it's high time we started recognizing these RATS for the anti-American Lowlifes they have been all along!! Reagan's Revolutionaries started our Righteous Roll...Rush Limbaugh kept the Roll going and now JimRob's wonderful invention gives ordinary Americans the opportunity to get involved as well!!

It's a worthy fight, and one the Founding Fathers must be smiling down upon...
Six Weeks from Tomorrow, we've got a unique opportunity to Strike a Blow for What We Know is Right...
LET'S ROLL!!!

Sincere FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 09/23/2002 10:49:39 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Here's some background music.
2 posted on 09/23/2002 11:03:29 AM PDT by Nateman
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To: Nateman; doug from upland
Thanks, my FRiend...but that's the Stones' "Miss You!!"

I'm impressed by yer HTML skills, though!!

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 09/23/2002 11:12:24 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Nateman; Migjagger; holdonnow
To quote the inimitable Mick Jagger...

"WhattsaMattaWitChew, Boy?!"

LOL and FReegards...MUD

4 posted on 09/23/2002 11:15:08 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: PhiKapMom; mommadooo3; AuntB; GrandmaC; Cincinatus' Wife; Irma; Republic; Taxula; Luis Gonzalez; ...
"No Sympathy Fer the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the trashin' of Bill's name!!

'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...INDICT!!...Yeehah...CONVICT!!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

MUDBOY SLIM

1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

ROUT Dem RATS In November...MUD

5 posted on 09/24/2002 6:51:01 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: dead
"[dead] is a former Navy Seal, who was instrumental in the creation of the internet. He has lusted in his heart, experimented with drugs in college, made a killing in cattle futures, gambled on baseball, engaged in inappropriate oral contact, employed illegal domestic help, leaked Grand Jury information, tampered with Medicaid and Social Security, and chastised the homeless. Currently employed in New Jersey as a technical writer, he has also been a deadbeat dad, a vacation hotspot, a human cannonball, a lifeless midget, a woman on the outskirts of Chicago, and an inexplicable eerie feeling. His interests include Kung Fu, theremins, fractal geometry, and corn."

You one bad dude, dead...MUD

6 posted on 09/24/2002 6:52:44 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Billie; ST.LOUIE1; Kathy in Alaska; coteblanche; FallGuy; Elle Bee; KLT; Cyber-Band
"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, EX-President's a sham,
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Bill's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain,
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Slick in chains!!
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies,
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried,
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
DemonRAT voices remain silent today.

Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!

Muchas Gracias...MUD

7 posted on 09/24/2002 6:57:53 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: FISHHOG; sakic; EdZep; Buckeroo; Jeff Head; Coop; MUDDOG; Inspector Harry Callahan; MurryMom
"King of the Ho's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Sodom Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Mudboy Slim

2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim (BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

8 posted on 09/24/2002 7:13:30 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Black X"

MUD

9 posted on 09/24/2002 7:49:59 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Geezerette; seattlesue; EdZep; Joe Montana; Irma; goldilucky; Fred Mertz
"Masterful Whore"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)

**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")

Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!

Slick has never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!

Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! Yer INSANE!!!

Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!

Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!

How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!

Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!

Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D>
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
Plant a flower o'er yer head!!

Mudboy Slim

10 posted on 09/24/2002 8:30:03 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: ninenot
"Hackworth: 'Will Congress Blink Again?!'"

"Now it looks as though Congress is about to give Bush the green light for his shootout with Saddam rather than standing tall and insisting that U.N. weapons inspectors get another go at defanging the monster."

While I respect Col. Hackworth, I sincerely believe he's wrong on this issue..."standing tall" in this instance most certainly does not equal allowing Sodom to continue playing games with the UN inspectors, thereby delaying the inevitable!!

"Standing Tall" is voting to allow the War on Terrorism to move into Iraq as the next logical step in destroying the Axis of Evil!!

FReegards...MUD

11 posted on 09/24/2002 8:59:41 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Such talent!! Excellent, Mud!

I think you deserve a thread of your very own. : )

12 posted on 09/24/2002 9:43:13 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: ST.LOUIE1
Thanks, my FRiend...and I've got one--"Black X"--although it's been placed on a temporary--I hope--hiatus.

FReegards...MUD

13 posted on 09/24/2002 9:48:49 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks, my FRiend...and I've got one--"Black X"--
although it's been placed on a temporary--I hope--hiatus.

LOL! I'd like to have seen that one. : )

Behave, Mud. Too many x's and you'll be ridin' the bench. : )

14 posted on 09/24/2002 10:02:00 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: ST.LOUIE1; MeeknMing; Diver Dave
"Behave, Mud. Too many x's and you'll be ridin' the bench."

I'm mindin' my P's and Q's...don't know what I'd do with myself if I got the boot before 5 November!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...here's the lead song to "Black X"...

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? The Right ain't got no balls?
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for President?
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom Shall Ring!!
We shan't believe LIES...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil...
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers gonna educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, Right's gonna find out just where you've been!!
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie...
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, you shall FRY!!

Mudboy Slim

15 posted on 09/24/2002 10:23:43 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: MadIvan
"PM Tony Blair's Speech Presenting England's Dossier on Iraq"

Now...where can I find an electronic copy of the 50-page dossier?!

FReegards...MUD

16 posted on 09/24/2002 10:56:38 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim


17 posted on 09/24/2002 10:58:21 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Mudboy Slim

18 posted on 09/24/2002 10:58:35 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: All
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!


19 posted on 09/24/2002 10:59:56 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Mudboy Slim
I'm mindin' my P's and Q's...don't know what I'd do with myself if I got the boot before 5 November!!

LOL! That would be tragic. : (

BTW...here's the lead song to "Black X"...
"Bubba!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...

Cooooool!! LOL

20 posted on 09/24/2002 11:12:01 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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