[Mudboy Slim]

"[dead] is a former Navy Seal, who was instrumental in the creation of the internet. He has lusted in his heart, experimented with drugs in college, made a killing in cattle futures, gambled on baseball, engaged in inappropriate oral contact, employed illegal domestic help, leaked Grand Jury information, tampered with Medicaid and Social Security, and chastised the homeless. Currently employed in New Jersey as a technical writer, he has also been a deadbeat dad, a vacation hotspot, a human cannonball, a lifeless midget, a woman on the outskirts of Chicago, and an inexplicable eerie feeling. His interests include Kung Fu, theremins, fractal geometry, and corn."

You one bad dude, dead...MUD

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Ya mean he hasn't lied under oath yet?

As for as corn goes, their new song, "Thoughtless," will probably be the next school shooter's favorite song.

Oh, yea. That's Korn, not corn! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"[dead] is a former Navy Seal, who was instrumental in the creation of the internet. He has lusted in his heart, experimented with drugs in college, made a killing in cattle futures, gambled on baseball, engaged in inappropriate oral contact, employed illegal domestic help, leaked Grand Jury information, tampered with Medicaid and Social Security, and chastised the homeless. Currently employed in New Jersey as a technical writer, he has also been a deadbeat dad, a vacation hotspot, a human cannonball, a lifeless midget, a woman on the outskirts of Chicago, and an inexplicable eerie feeling. His interests include Kung Fu, theremins, fractal geometry, and corn."

Damn dude, you is one bad dude, dead...MUD