Anti-Israel petition in need of Freepin'

Petition Online ^ | May 27 2002

[knighthawk]

This one askes if Bush wants to drop the US support for Israel, so that the Arabs and UN can safely destroy it!

For those about to Freep: we salute you!

[weikel]

Hehehe I can use all the profanties I want in this... no moderation.

[weikel]

I ain't being nice I'm gonna have me some FUN with these people yep jokes about sexual inadequacies etc YOU CANNOT REASON WITH THE LEFT but they are emotional creatures and you may be able to ridicule them to despair.

[weikel]

I was adolfhitler@9thcircle.com and I said " the Jewish untermenschen will be destroyed... Islam is peace, seig heil, seig heil"

[weikel]

BTW the b**** Kat's email is "KatRob9@aol.com"... you know what to do.

[mustapha mond]

1572 from Yasser Towelhead

[sleavelessinseattle]

THAT ACME company...They installed a substandard power cord on their Little Giant Ice Cube maker and RUINED my last record attempt to ski jump across the grand canyon!!! I'd love to drop a piano on that guy...GRRRRR And don't even mention the earthquake pills...Talk about negligent product labeling!!!Not effective on roadrunners...NOW they tell me! Haven't they ever heard of highlighted Bold Text??? I'm in my 40's! I can't read that chicken scratch at the bottom!

And the day I took that whole bottle was the day I had to get my Drivers license picture taken! I'm just a blur!!! They took 5 tries but the ceiling tiles were falling down from the vibration after that and there was this weird air raid siren coming out of nowhere...BR SS

[weikel]

1573, 1570, 1569, & 1567 are my work WARNING crude, dirty humour.

[sleavelessinseattle]

How high? you know...The Acme check? how high did it bounce? I have a dollar that stretches every time I go to this one store...this materials science is fascinatin'

[sleavelessinseattle]

How did you know I was going to ask you which entries were yours??? Weikel, You Magnificent B@st@rd!!!

I'm certain your etymological permutations will enliven my discourse at the local Fisherman's terminal in due course! My Thanks!

[PsyOp]

Ain''t it fun? I Aliased as Adolf, Buchannan, Idi Amin and the Rev. Farakhan. I've been a very bad boy. I have the feeling most of the serious posters never viewed the other comments. And the lady who started the poll is going to have fun with all the bogus e-mail addresses that get kicked back to her mail box. I'd love to see the look on her face when she realizes what happened!

[katnip]

Hey, that was fun!!
Thanks...

[PsyOp]

How high? you know...The Acme check?

Well... as luck would have it, I had ordered my checks from ACME as well - they were special lead-film, no-bounce checks - so needless to say they achieved escape-velocity on the rebound. Next thing I know some runty martian is suing me for damages to the bumper of his space ship and threatening me with a Ray-gun. He probably would have vaporized me, but it too was an ACME product. Boy was he pissed when it back-fired! I would have sued him for emotional distress, but I'm still waiting on the Law diploma....

[NRA2BFree]

Read the sigs yourself for ideas. And also for many good laughs, at least for me from past experience.... Last time freepers did this I was laughing so hard at the replies I was almost crying.

I know what you mean. It's absolutely hysterical. I'm losing it reading all the replies, and we "ain't seen nothing yet." LOL! This is a keeper!

[wardaddy]

already done...

[weikel]

Yeah this is fun I think I'll bookmark this so I can put more obscene comments in when I'm bored.

[in the Arena]

Thanks for the ping, I haven't laughed that much in a while...

[sleavelessinseattle]

Next thing I know some runty martian is suing me for damages to the bumper of his space ship and threatening me with a Ray-gun. He probably would have vaporized me, but it too was an ACME product. Boy was he pissed when it back-fired! I would have sued him for emotional distress, but I'm still waiting on the Law diploma....

Hey!!!...No way!!!...Well, its possible, I guess...Look, I'm getting a wierd feeling about this martian...Did he have a big dog that wore white golf shoes and could print out emails on his paw??? Because I have a Lien on that dude's space saucer for breach of contract!!! I ordered some sort of prototype novelty firework called a Q31 Space Modulator for my fourth of july party and he never delivered it so I took him to Intergalactic Small Claims Court!!! He never showed, his big green solicitor told the judge his re-integration was behind schedule after a difference of opinion with some sort of clever space varmint. I want my Damn SPACE Modulator!!! My attempted recreation of a Star Wars Death moon's final scene employing gasoline, a frisbee, and sparklers was not all I had hoped it would be last year...The guys are gonna be disappointed!

[PsyOp]

Did he have a big dog that wore white golf shoes?

Yep. Left the biggest dump on my lawn you've ever seen! It was in fact three times the mass of the dog - which I assume proves the existence of black-holes. Or is it A**holes? I forget.

No sign of the modulator. But I hear you can do some pretty amazing things with a half-pound of black powder and a signal flare (might want to make sure your Blue-Cross premiums are paid up first, though).

[sleavelessinseattle]

But I hear you can do some pretty amazing things with a half-pound of black powder and a signal flare

Psyops, Do you ever suppose you've lived a prior lifetime? Because reading your post...It seems like I've been about 18 many times wearing rags, armor, Animal skins,and I have this vague series of images of me on a great height, or near fire, or some sort of horse drawn assembly, and then I always have my friends around, and in each of these scenarios, I pick up some object of great destructive potential and wave it and yell" HEY...HEY...shut UP!!! LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY!!!... WATCH THIS!!!" And then I'm in a warm dark pool of water about to be born again...I wonder what it means???

[PsyOp]

LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY!!!

No s**t! You too!

P.S. I've been busy freepin the pole (er, poll). Got it bumped all the way up to 1600 now.