[wimpycat]

The only possible solution that I can see....

A mass conversion to Catholicism might, just might, render the Jews safe from the Muslims, but a lateral move from the God of Abraham to the Whore of Babylon will only double the proselytizing efforts of the member churches of the Southern Baptist Convention.

You can run, but you can't hide from the Baptists. No one can, not even Methodists.

[Constitution Day]

You can run, but you can't hide from the Baptists. No one can, not even Methodists.

So, I guess the new Baptist slogan is:

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"

[DugwayDuke]

The Southern Baptists are rank amateurs compared to the Mormons and the Jehovah Witnesses.