AXII OF ALL KINDS OF STUFF

e-mail | 3-4-02 | unknown

[MeekOneGOP]

:O)

[Ditter]

How could you miss it? Its purty much "all hanging out". LOL!

[deport]

So you can have only three, and a secret handshake".

Rules of the NWO, Build'rburgers, CFR'rs, Illum'nuts, etc.

[sheik yerbouty]

Funny stuff...There was Arab young man on a beach on the Med, and while he is walking, he finds that the waves have left a lamp, resembling Aladdin's, at his very feet! He picks the lamp up, and upon rubbing it, there is a flash of light, smoke, and a sound like thunder!. There, right in front of him was an enormous genie. as his eyes gazed upward, to his horror he saw that the genie was wearing a long black caftan, and a wagon wheel sized , black fur hat. He began shaking when he noticed the genie's long sidecurls, and thoughts of flight entered the young man's head. The genie then said: Do not be afraid! I am a genie, and I will grant any wish you make. The arab pondered, and then spoke to the genie. He said: "I would like to have such mighty manhood, that the end of it is a mere inch off the ground!" The genie then replied: "effendi, your wish is my command! Done!" There was a huge clatter, and the peal of thunder, and much smoke! The young man opened his eyes, and gazed downward. The genie had granted his most fervent wish, and had shortened his legs! Bi la kaifa('nuff said)

[lds23]

And get some furniture, too!

[techcor]

A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

That's absolutely the worst pun I've heard in years. Thanks!!

[MeekOneGOP]

You've probably seen this, but thought I'd post it here for others anyway. . .
MORE Humor HERE! !
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3bc23a620bb7.htm

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Osama bin Laden Phones President Bush!

Osama bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said bin Laden.

"What was on the banner?" asked President Bush.

"LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist scum.

"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."

"What did the banner say?" asked Osama.

"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew.

[Ditter]

Hey! Get yer cranky @ss over here & lighten up.

[MeekOneGOP]

:O)

[Howlin]

Rules of the NWO, Build'rburgers, CFR'rs, Illum'nuts, etc.

This place is crawling with them!

[blam]

Bump for the joke.

[Teacup]

Yes, the Clinton's are the "ASSES OF EVIL" LOL,LOL.

I love that picture. Mr. Teacup is home today. He'll get a big kick out of this.

[piasa]

[Howlin]

Shoot.....I remember it wrong. Duh! I like that one better anyway!

[Teacup]

Hey! I found OSAMA!

Did you see Whoopie Goldberg talking to Chris Mathews this past week end? She was a comedy awards event in Colorado. She said, she liked Bush and how he's stepped up to the plate and has taken on the war effort. Anyway she had a joke.

"Do you know how to find Osama? Get the Child support people to look him up." HA! HA! I thought that was funny.

[Howlin]

I saw that! I was surprised at her attitude.........I'm still wondering if she's telling the truth........LOL.

[Teacup]

I'm still wondering if she's telling the truth........LOL. ....................Hey, she needs to work, LOL.

[Max McGarrity]

Awwwww, ditter, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Hehehe.

[Ditter]

Ya' know Max, you're really cute when you smile. giggle giggle &;9}

[Amelia]

Hearty laugh bump!