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George Carlin made White House Bio-threat
George Carlin Website ^
| June 2001
| GEORGE CARLIN
Posted on 10/26/2001 3:33:06 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER
GERMS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
I know you cant threaten the president, and God knows I would never do that. That would be stupid and crazy and of course, morally wrong, not to mention legally wrong. No one should ever threaten the president.
I think it might also be illegal to say that you merely wish him some sort of terrible harm. Some forms of harm, of course, being more illegal to wish than others. You could never, for instance, mention guns or bullets. That would be not only be illegal, it would be wrong and dangerous.
And if you did such a foolish thing, I believe they (the men with no expressions on their faces) would come to your house and pay you a visit just to check you out thoroughly and make sure that, even though you wished the president some harm, you wouldnt actually go about causing it yourself. Wishing is fine, doing is not. Especially wishing out loud.
And I certainly would never wish a president any sort of harm
out loud. Its not in my heart to do such a thing to any human being. I wish all people only the best at all times
out loud. Especially the president. Because even though I disagree with his policies, and think he is a dangerous imbecile, he is, after all, the President of all of us, and he is a fellow human being, deserving of respect. (That was hard to say, but I wanted to keep the record straight.)
But I want to say that I do enjoy it when other people create mischief. I like to read about mischief. I especially like those terrorist fellows in the Middle East who run around blowing themselves up along with other people; they strike me as interesting guys. And pretty soon theyll graduate from simple explosives to more interesting and sophisticated things like germs and chemicals. That will really be fun. Especially for a guy like me who enjoys chaos and disorder.
Do you think the men with no expression on their faces would come to my house if I merely said that it would be fun to read that an Iraqi terrorist (trying to get even for something or other that he imagines might have happened in the 90s) left a big bag of anthrax germs in the White House? You know, just some guy on the White House tour leaving a big bag of germs on a table? Metal detectors have a hard time detecting bags of germs, dont they? Would it be illegal to say that? Would the expressionless men come to my house if I said that? I guess Ill find out.
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Yes, terrorism is a riot. Ha ha! And interesting too!
I wonder what he found out about the FBI?
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Seriously sick stuff from the hippy dippy weatherman. Yet I suspect the FBI doesn't monitor Carlin's website. Isn't it my patriotic duty to report this fool?
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:37:07 PM PDT
by
Quilla
To: ROCKLOBSTER
re:
"...Especially the president. Because even though I disagree
with his policies, and think he is a dangerous imbecile, he is,......"I guess it's safe to add Carlin to the Richard Gere list.
Talk about *&^#$ imbeciles.
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:37:45 PM PDT
by
Deep_6
To: ROCKLOBSTER
He must be having trouble finding work and is desperate for publicity. Let's hope this moronic rant gets what it deserves... jail time.
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:38:00 PM PDT
by
gaspar
To: gaspar
jail time
You would never get a conviction. His attorney would plead "senility". ;-)
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:41:40 PM PDT
by
cgbg
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Funny as Anthrax.
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:41:55 PM PDT
by
Rocko
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Carlin's a certifiable idiot. He used to be funny. Too damned bad he started believing that he actually had something meaningful to say.
To: sirgawain
Are you sure Ted Nugent didn't write this?
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:44:40 PM PDT
by
geaux
To: ROCKLOBSTER
I especially like those terrorist fellows in the Middle East who run around blowing themselves up along with other people Surely he didn't mean that he thought that he especially likes the other people being blown up. Which one of those seven words you can't say on TV could I say to relate what I really think of George Carlin?
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:48:58 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Hey Carlin, why don't you explain how brilliant your scumbag messiah Bill Clinton was! The man who just missed telling the truth, killing bin-Lauden and successfully pardoned a US traitor and sold Nuke secrets to China. It my hope that since you love caos and disorder so much, that when the Chinese nuke LA, that your just close enough to ground Zero to die a slow death from Radiation poisoning, then you can truly enjoy to the fullest extent your perversion of stupidity!
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posted on
10/26/2001 3:52:14 PM PDT
by
Bommer
To: Quilla
Seriously sick stuff from the hippy dippy weatherman. Yet I suspect the FBI doesn't monitor Carlin's website. Isn't it my patriotic duty to report this fool?I think that we should all report him, just to make sure they get the message.
To: ROCKLOBSTER
George Carlin hasn't been funny for twenty years.
Only an imbecile would think he's still funny.
Shutup already George!
To: Quilla
Yes, I think it is your patriotic duty. I honestly do.
To: ROCKLOBSTER
My idea of Hell would be to have to spend eternity locked in a room listening to George Carlin and Andy Rooney- two senile old farts who haven't quite grasped the fact that their time is past.
Both were mildly funny many years ago- but they have not aged well (unlike cheese, which ages well,as a rule...)
To: Quilla
The FBI was soliciting tips weren't they?
Seems like if he's so bleeping smart he would have removed this item from his website on Sept 11. I found it still there today.
Perhaps he really means it. I think he should be exposed, not simply turned in.
Tell O'Reilly.
To: ROCKLOBSTER
I like to read about mischief. I especially like those terrorist fellows in the Middle East who run around blowing themselves up along with other people; they strike me as interesting guys.
I grew up in the Viet Nam era and remember most of Carlin's satirical, sometimes twisted comedy style. The hippy (liberal) is not serious about most of what he says. If you've ever seen him in person or on HBO, there are tidbits of truth (though twisted) in what he has to say.
I'd take 10 Carlins over one Hanoi Jane (Fonda). Carlin's dark sarcastic humor sure beats Jane's treason.
We would all have to agree that he is *not* Politically Correct.
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posted on
10/26/2001 4:07:07 PM PDT
by
Cobra64
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Carlin IS clever...but so what? Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and bin Laden were no fools; Barbra Streisand, Richard Gere and others of that ilk are not without talent...but WHO CARES? These idjyots do not understand freedom, capitalism, self-reliance or any other of what we hold dear. Ef 'em all.
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posted on
10/26/2001 4:08:22 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Was little "g" ever really that funny? The skit he's best known for, "the seven words, yada, yada ,yada" was dull witted. Any low-rent comedian could have made such an observation. I always really liked David Steinbrenner and David Steinberg and Alan King. Now those guys were funny.
To: Cobra64
We would all have to agree that he is *not* Politically Correct. I say he is! Every bit as whacked as Commie Phil Donahue, Alec Baldwin and the other Hollywierd Loonies.
Maybe he can give us some "funny jokes" about the bodies at the NEW YORK MASSACRE!!!
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Carlin is the typical soul-less, cynical nihilist who appeals to those who are just a tad too old to have participated in the 60s. Hey George, fry the remnant of what's left of your brain and go away! You'd make a stupendous terrorist.
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posted on
10/26/2001 4:15:53 PM PDT
by
yikes
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