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I searched and I don't think this was posted before, so I had to share this. CLASSIC...

1 posted on 09/06/2001 7:18:15 PM PDT by L,TOWM

To: Mercuria,AnnaZ, Lady Jenn, HangFire, DoughtyOne, gc4nra, SixString, Kithlyara,NRA_Lifer_RC

Humor Break Troops!!!

2 posted on 09/06/2001 7:23:45 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)

It has been posted before, and it is a good read. However, it has been debunked as it did not actually happen.

3 posted on 09/06/2001 7:27:02 PM PDT by SunStar

GOD I LOVE THE MARINES

5 posted on 09/06/2001 7:29:53 PM PDT by Marine Inspector

I believe this is an urban legend, never happened.

7 posted on 09/06/2001 7:50:04 PM PDT by Kermit

To: L,TOWM Kermit

Great story, but it is a Urban Legend

Equipped Quip

8 posted on 09/06/2001 7:53:34 PM PDT by Lanman

Here's another phony, but it's good.

[Collected on the Internet, 2000]

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out.

She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, "Isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.

9 posted on 09/06/2001 8:02:48 PM PDT by B4Ranch

Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Some of us are still waiting for an answer.
If the answer is yes a pricelist would be apprecated.

10 posted on 09/06/2001 8:28:54 PM PDT by Valin

Urban Legend, my dear...

...but better than most, wouldn't you agree? HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

11 posted on 09/06/2001 8:38:00 PM PDT by Mercuria

Lady Snob: (to Winston Churchill) If I were married to you, I would poison your wine!

Churchill: (more than slightly inebriated) Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it.

12 posted on 09/06/2001 8:38:41 PM PDT by 1John

George Bernard Shaw to Lady Snob: Would you spend the night with me for 10,000 pounds?

Lady Snob: I suppose so.

GB Shaw: How about for 5 pounds?

Lady Snob: What kind of woman do you think I am?

GB Shaw: We've established that, now we're haggling over the price.

13 posted on 09/06/2001 8:41:21 PM PDT by 1John

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