To: L,TOWM
Lady Snob: (to Winston Churchill) If I were married to you, I would poison your wine!
Churchill: (more than slightly inebriated) Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it.
12 posted on
09/06/2001 8:38:41 PM PDT by
1John
To: 1John
Lady Astor: You sir are DRUNK!
Churchill: Madam I may be drunk, but you are ugly,
Tomorrow I shall be sober, you will still be ugly.
14 posted on
09/06/2001 9:28:57 PM PDT by
Valin
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