Never forget 35 years ago I had to leave for work at 4:30 Am, and right by my car was at least a 50lb raccoon, I didn't know what to do, I stared him down, and he went away.
To: DallasBiff
Went back to his room, only to find Gideon’s Bible.
2 posted on
03/28/2024 11:14:54 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: DallasBiff
Do you know what to do now.
I just shoot the buggers.
Rescue a raccoon dam people are stupide.
To: DallasBiff
Gotta love Trash-Pandas. :P
6 posted on
03/28/2024 11:27:22 AM PDT by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: DallasBiff; All
Driving to work one morning I hit the biggest coon I’ve ever seen with the driver’s side front wheel. Damn thing nearly flipped my Ranger pickup!
I worked at a coal-fired power plant and a friend of mine was about 150 feet up our boiler when he was charged by an about 25lb. ‘coon. He kicked it as hard as he could and sent the ‘coon all the way to the ground via “air express!” Lucky it didn’t land on top of someone, because we were in outage and had several hundred contractors on site!
12 posted on
03/28/2024 11:36:19 AM PDT by
mozarky2
(Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
To: DallasBiff
Davy Crockett knew how to put a raccoon to good use.
15 posted on
03/28/2024 11:42:24 AM PDT by
ConservaTexan
(February 6, 1911/June 14, 1944)
To: DallasBiff; Rennes Templar
The winner of the 2024 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts is a 2-year-old raccoon named Louie... It all when horribly wrong when someone yelled, "Rabbit Raccoon!".
The Cadbury creme egg dripping from his tongue certainly didn't help any.
Sadly, it was his last sugar rush.
21 posted on
03/28/2024 12:10:47 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DallasBiff
22 posted on
03/28/2024 12:17:28 PM PDT by
steveo
To: DallasBiff
I have shot several trying to get to my chickens.
25 posted on
03/28/2024 12:40:50 PM PDT by
yuleeyahoo
(“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
To: DallasBiff
He identifies as a rabbit.
29 posted on
03/28/2024 1:11:47 PM PDT by
Tzimisce
( )
To: DallasBiff
His paintings are Jackson Pollock’esk.
30 posted on
03/28/2024 1:15:56 PM PDT by
Dave911
To: DallasBiff
This Cadbury Bunny thing is a real contest?!!
31 posted on
03/28/2024 4:31:36 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: DallasBiff
Diversity overcomes in Bunny Tryout!
33 posted on
03/31/2024 6:55:34 AM PDT by
Pennsyltucky Boy
(bitterly clinging to our constitutional rights in PA)
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