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Never forget 35 years ago I had to leave for work at 4:30 Am, and right by my car was at least a 50lb raccoon, I didn't know what to do, I stared him down, and he went away.

1 posted on 03/28/2024 11:13:53 AM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Went back to his room, only to find Gideon’s Bible.


2 posted on 03/28/2024 11:14:54 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: DallasBiff

Do you know what to do now.

I just shoot the buggers.

Rescue a raccoon dam people are stupide.


5 posted on 03/28/2024 11:24:20 AM PDT by riverrunner
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To: DallasBiff

Gotta love Trash-Pandas. :P


6 posted on 03/28/2024 11:27:22 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: DallasBiff; All

Driving to work one morning I hit the biggest coon I’ve ever seen with the driver’s side front wheel. Damn thing nearly flipped my Ranger pickup!
I worked at a coal-fired power plant and a friend of mine was about 150 feet up our boiler when he was charged by an about 25lb. ‘coon. He kicked it as hard as he could and sent the ‘coon all the way to the ground via “air express!” Lucky it didn’t land on top of someone, because we were in outage and had several hundred contractors on site!


12 posted on 03/28/2024 11:36:19 AM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
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To: DallasBiff

Davy Crockett knew how to put a raccoon to good use.


15 posted on 03/28/2024 11:42:24 AM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911/June 14, 1944)
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To: DallasBiff; Rennes Templar
The winner of the 2024 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts is a 2-year-old raccoon named Louie...

It all when horribly wrong when someone yelled, "Rabbit Raccoon!".

The Cadbury creme egg dripping from his tongue certainly didn't help any.

Sadly, it was his last sugar rush.

21 posted on 03/28/2024 12:10:47 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: DallasBiff

Trash Panda


22 posted on 03/28/2024 12:17:28 PM PDT by steveo
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To: DallasBiff

I have shot several trying to get to my chickens.


25 posted on 03/28/2024 12:40:50 PM PDT by yuleeyahoo (“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
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To: DallasBiff

He identifies as a rabbit.


29 posted on 03/28/2024 1:11:47 PM PDT by Tzimisce ( )
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To: DallasBiff

His paintings are Jackson Pollock’esk.


30 posted on 03/28/2024 1:15:56 PM PDT by Dave911
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To: DallasBiff

This Cadbury Bunny thing is a real contest?!!


31 posted on 03/28/2024 4:31:36 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: DallasBiff

Diversity overcomes in Bunny Tryout!


33 posted on 03/31/2024 6:55:34 AM PDT by Pennsyltucky Boy (bitterly clinging to our constitutional rights in PA)
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