Ohio State University health course requires students to address their White, heterosexual privileges

And I suggest they start at the ‘diversity’ in their sports programs.

From the link...

History shows humor is a tool that empowers. It can fortify humans during dark and deadly times, and it can destroy an idea just as effectively as reason, though it’s arguably most powerful when it’s combined with reason.

Not always...
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"I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"
(originally by Gayla Peevey)

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I don't want a doll
No dinky tinker toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use
A dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
And only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles
No rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then
My teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian

There's lots of room for him
In our two-car garage
I'd feed him there
And wash him there
And give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
And only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles
Or rhinoceroses-es
I only like hippopotamuses-es
And hippopotamuses like me too

"I Don't Want A Ghettopotamus For Christmas"
("Weirded" by elsie - with a shout out to ridesthemiles)

I don't want a ghettopotamus for Christmas
anything but a ghettopotamus will do
I even take a doll
or stinky tinker toy
I don't want a ghettopotamus to play with and enjoy (really?)

I don't want a ghettopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use
A dirty chimney flue
Just don't bring her to my front door
Please just leave her at the zoo!

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Disappointment and dispair
When I open up my eyes
If I see a hateful hippo standing there

I don't want a ghettopotamus for Christmas
Anything but a ghettopotamus will do
A crocodile?
Maybe rhinoceroses
I don't like ghettopotamuses
And ghettopotamus HATE me too

Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then
My teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian*

There' is no room for her
In our two-car garage
Can't feed her there
Or wash her there
And give her a massage*

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Disappointment and dispair
If I open up my eyes
And see a human hippo standing there

I don't want a ghettopotamus for Christmas
Anything but a ghettopotamus will do
A crocodile?
Maybe rhinoceros-es
I don't like ghettopotamus-es
And ghettopotamus HATE me too

*so is a Bull Elephant!!
*it would take a TEAM of massuses!

I’d laugh in the of anyone telling me to do such a thing.

L

Peter addressed this LONG ago...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle