[Gaffer]

The Axe is just prepping the field for the last-minute candidacy for Big Mike.

[Sirius Lee]

They need Big Mike to run because if pedojoe drops out, the presumptive front runner is Heels Up. The demoncraps can't afford to bleed any more black voters, and pushing the first woman of color veep aside for whitey white newsome might win them the suburban soccer mom vote (which they already have) but they'll lose a portion of the black and desi vote.

I don't think Obama's man in a dress actually wants to run, but he'll be pressured to, as long as it's a coronation and he doesn't have to campaign at all.

[iamgalt]

“’Only Joe Biden can make this decision.”

Well that’s BS. If the committee decides he’s out he’s out. They are very reluctant to do so. Having a brain addled President who does exactly what he is told to do is a dream come true for these wretched people.