[libstripper]

Of course, there's been a terrible drop in the number of FReepers who are gun owners, due to our horrible tendency to have Tragic Boating Accidents, where all of our guns and ammo are suddenly, hopelessly lost forever.

[PeterPrinciple]

according to a groundbreaking study of those who lie to pollsters about firearms.

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They study people who lie to pollsters now...................

[Mr. Blond]

Rookie numbers.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

When the China run Biden crime syndicate steals 2024 because the RINO party refused to do anything about election integrity, and Trump is sentenced to life in jail, any non-DemoMarxist who doesn’t own a gun is out of their mind.

[Antihero101607]

There are also many people who simply, if unknowingly, practice good opsec and keep their mouths shut about what they may, or may not own.

If MSN really wants to know, I’m sure the BATFE could provide some insight with that fancy searchable database that they have been making the past couple of years. You know, that big, searchable database that is totally not a registry.

[sasquatch]

I think my cans will float.

[philman_36]

Asurge in “quiet gun owners,” much like the so-called “silent majority” in political circles, is leading firearms analysts to believe that far more Americans own weapons than the accepted 30% cited in polls.

Got a gun that my granddad gave me...Jason Aldean

And these geniuses JUST figure this out?

[hardspunned]

It’s pretty bad when masses of Americans feel the sudden necessity to buy firearms in order to survive an election season. I wonder how much more anarchy the left has planned for us in ‘24?

[MileHi]

Why would I tell some stranger anything about what I do or don’t have on any topic?

[V_TWIN]

Wait ‘till they find out many Americans own multiple guns......I know people that have more than one gun safe......on guy I know has so many he had to turn a closet into a gun safe...........They’re gonna shit a brick.

[Hodar]

Nah, I buy gun safes to store random home goods in. Haven’t you seen the pictures on Gun Vaults recently?

They show people putting tennis balls, handball rackets, golf clubs, baseball gloves and assorted sporting goods in them. Because you never know when a tennis ball will decide to pick itself up, and hurl itself at an unsuspecting human

[philman_36]

Tragic Boating Accidents

Ugh! A crippled man throwing away his cane.

JMO, YMMV

[SauronOfMordor]

Guns last a long time, if properly cared for.

Many old people’s guns have already been passed to their next generation, with no record in any government database.

[TexasFreeper2009]

I believe it, easily 60%

I also believe that Americans are FAR richer than anyone realizes.

[thegagline]

Rutgers University's New Jersey Gun Violence Research Center

Guns aren’t violent. However, 3% = over 50%

[Wonder Warthog]

Good...the more the merrier

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I would just like to throw it all the people who were given or inherited weapons from parents or grandparents.

Especially those who had grandparents in WWII and who brought home "souvenirs and mementos" from exotic locals.

The government has no idea who has what and hopefully they never will.

[MtnClimber]

For protection against criminals and tyrannical government “people”, but I repeat myself.

[Big Red Badger]

Tragic Boating Accident;
TBA’s
Yuppers.

[Highest Authority]

Only 60%? Boy, I’d hate to be any idiot that would do something foolish enough to try and put their leader in jail. Nah, nobody is that stupid!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Offer Krispy Kreme donuts as a buyback. That number will be in the 20’s in no time. :)