There are a few young squirrels in my back yard that might not have been aware.
At this point, I think we should bring back stockades in the public square. All these wannabe elitist narcissists should be stripped naked and put in the stockades. Let people walk by, slap them on their arse, and laugh at them, even if just for a day - and filmed so it can be placed on social media. They are all about stature and ego. Take that from them.
I like your idea!