I have warned for years to anyone that would listen: That Canada is up to something...they sit up there stealing our TV signals and sending us bad comedians....They have a completely different bacon and did I mention they just sit there, above us—peering down at everything we do....Cananda...Gotta keep an eye on them buggers...
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Don’t forget that silly queen as well; she represents the tyrants we threw off 250 years ago...
Also, Canada has figured out how to weaponize the weather by sending us their Polar Vortexes.