Seeing as how there are so many stupid, gullible fools with money, I’ve got a great idea! I will sell little colored balls made of plastic. Inside there will be CO2. I will market them as a great way to save the planet, knowing full well that the idiots and fools who buy them won’t ask how much energy was used in manufacturing them and how much CO2 was emitted.
If they sell well, I’ll market the other big greenhouse gas, H2O in the vapor state and watch how many fools rush to buy them, using gas to drive to the store to buy them. I doubt that any of the fools and idiots will do a google search to find out what is in the colorful balls.
I think you should also consider using dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO.