[Bookshelf]

Soccer: You watch as teams pass the ball around for twenty minutes. Finally there is a shot on goal. It is wide and high. A frustrated soccer hooligan stabs the person sitting next to you, and you leave. Final score 0-0.

[JBW1949]

Soccer needs one player on each team that’s designated “slobberknocker”...Unknown to the other team who it is, they can, at any time, slobberknock one of the opponents...After that slobberknock, the title goes to another player who shall remain unknown...

Can’t you just see the nervousness when one has the ball???

[Kazan]

There more shots on goal during the shootout than during the 120 minutes of play.

[crusty old prospector]

Ha ha.

[dfwgator]

Soccer: You watch as teams pass the ball around for twenty minutes. Finally there is a shot on goal. It is wide and high. A frustrated soccer hooligan stabs the person sitting next to you, and you leave. Final score 0-0.