Soccer needs one player on each team that’s designated “slobberknocker”...Unknown to the other team who it is, they can, at any time, slobberknock one of the opponents...After that slobberknock, the title goes to another player who shall remain unknown...
Can’t you just see the nervousness when one has the ball???
Sounds like George Carlin’s idea on basketball....
Here’s another suggestion for basketball. I would allow twenty-five points for any ball that goes in the basket off another guy’s head. You’d see some good fights during those close games, I’ll tell you. And you’d increase the chance for serious injuries!
I believe the game would change for the better if the rules had it that once you crossed midfield you could not go back or lose the ball.