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Police stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisle
NY Post ^
| 6/24/2021
| Mark Lungariello
Posted on 06/25/2021 3:54:20 PM PDT by Right Wing Vegan
Pennsylvania police claim they were called to a Home Depot on a report of “disorderly people having an exorcism” in the lumber aisle.
The exorcism was for the dead trees and the would-be wood exorcists were escorted out of the building, according to a now-viral post from the Dickson City Police Department.
The incident was described in only 27 words, part of a long list of the small-town department’s daily log of calls – but the post has drawn attention due its bizarre quality and had been shared more than 550 times as of Thursday.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: dickson; dicksoncity; homedepot; lackawanna
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To: Right Wing Vegan
Did they think the dead trees needed exercisin' because they were just laying there?
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:22:04 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
To: Right Wing Vegan
How do you exorcise your wood?
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:23:31 PM PDT
by
rey
To: Right Wing Vegan
the would-be wood exorcists were escorted out of the building.... "would-be" or "wood-be?"
Writhing and screaming, held by the arms: "You've got to listen to me. We're all in danger. The trees are coming for us. Kill the spirits in the saplings or they'll grow bigger than the Griswold family Christmas Tree and nobody will stop them then. Listen to me."
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:23:44 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: BenLurkin
Probably long-hairs in tie dye and granola dresses.
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:23:50 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: Right Wing Vegan
So glad I stopped going to Home Depot years ago.
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:25:05 PM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Bring a Commie to room temperature for Mommy)
To: Spktyr
Or these spirits....
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:27:26 PM PDT
by
Spirit of Liberty
(Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.)
To: rey
How do you exorcise your wood? A highly controversial question.
Whatever the manner found to do that, be sure to keep a "log" book of the experience.
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:27:37 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: EvilCapitalist
That one lady looks like she is auditioning for the “NOOOOO!” scream at Trump’s inauguration.
To: Right Wing Vegan; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
She tried to laminate, but they cheesed her.
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:29:03 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Right Wing Vegan
The power of joist compels you! The power of joist compels you!! The power of joist compels you!!!
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:30:14 PM PDT
by
I-ambush
(From the brightest star comes the blackest hole; you had so much to offer, did you offer your soul?)
To: Right Wing Vegan
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:31:38 PM PDT
by
McGruff
To: Right Wing Vegan
Do they think Home Depot gets its wood from Ents?
To: Right Wing Vegan
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:36:36 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(The smartphone is the retina of the mind's eye.)
To: Right Wing Vegan
could use them at the whitehouse...
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:38:02 PM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: Right Wing Vegan
Were there any mentions of woodchucks and how much wood a woodchuck could chuck wood?
5.56mm
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:40:48 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
To: Spktyr
We have two Lowes and one HD in our area. Both Lowes have lots of customers. Home Depot looks like a deserted wasteland with two customers and signs saying you have to wear a mask.
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:41:09 PM PDT
by
RetiredArmy
(Free Will. GOD gives you the choice I accept or reject Him! Choose Him. It depends on you.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
And Isaiah wondered how people could worship something made from the same stuff they cooked their food over. :-)
(New International Version)
It is used as fuel for burning; some of it he takes and warms himself, he kindles a fire and bakes bread. But he also fashions a god and worships it; he makes an idol and bows down to it. Is 44:15.
Maybe Ben got his idea from the Bible? Anyway, Ben Franklin’s musings reminded me of that Passage.
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:42:13 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
To: Right Wing Vegan
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posted on
06/25/2021 4:49:15 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
To: Right Wing Vegan
Ed Wood would love these nuts and twigs. Nothing surprises me much anymore.
To: Right Wing Vegan
Even the people at Woodstock knew..
Stay away from the brown acid..
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posted on
06/25/2021 5:35:00 PM PDT
by
joe fonebone
(bush league chamber of commerce worshiping republiCAN'Ts are the enemy)
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