Of course, he's smiling. He had an incredibly adventurous wonderful day and likely got a new pair of shoes at the jail.
Posted on 05/21/2021 9:26:35 AM PDT by bgill
Police say a theft suspect in Idaho Falls fell through the ceiling tiles of a local restaurant Tuesday evening while running from officers.
The Idaho Falls Police Department was looking for Jesse James Moore, 38, a suspect in two theft cases from earlier that day. The search was a rather unique one, allegedly involving children’s bicycles, stolen deli ham, and the suspect locking himself in a women’s bathroom in an attempt to escape into the ceiling of a Subway restaurant, according to an affidavit of probable cause.
The search began earlier Tuesday when a woman called officers around 6 p.m. saying someone stole her son’s BMX bicycle at the skate park on Rollandet Avenue. A man, allegedly wearing a Tyrannosaurus rex T-shirt came up to her son and asked to buy the $480 bike. The boy declined and when he turned around for a second, the unknown man got onto the bike and rode away.
Then at 9 p.m., the Idaho Falls Police department went to WinCo Foods after a man reported someone had stolen his Harley-Davidson motorcycle after he went inside to buy groceries. In place of the motorcycle, the man discovered the BMX bike that police had been called about earlier in the evening.
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Of course, he's smiling. He had an incredibly adventurous wonderful day and likely got a new pair of shoes at the jail.
When writing about Subway’s deli meats, sneer quotes are called for — Subway deli “meats.” Wasn’t there an exposé awhile back in which lab tests revealed little or no actual meat in Subway’s “meats”? And their fresh-baked rolls are packed with sugar and air.
Out in Cali, it wouldn’t even be a crime
Looks a little bit methie
Parents who care about their kids do not name them “Jesse James”
Friday always has the best stories.
This story sounds like a bunch of baloney.
btt
Jesse James would never have stolen Subway deli meat.
Awful food. Haven’t eaten there in years.
I’m a Schlotzsky’s gal. Their bread is the bomb!
So there’s cousin Jesse.
We were wondering where he was.
We were a little worried that he might be stuck on a ceiling somewhere.
A two-bagger: Idaho “Falls” and “Jesse James ...”
Now I know why they call them "Drop Ceilings."
Jesse Moore, Senior
Voted Most Likely To Fall From A Subway Ceiling
President of Meat Tasting Club
Favorite quote: “Employees must wash hands after using restroom”
”It’s me, it’s me, it’s Ernest T.”
Do NOT name your child Jesse James.
“Wow! New shoes! Maybe I can sell the laces! Damn. No laces. Maybe I can sell my tooth.”
Rats do that all the time.
“And the winner of the Idaho Falls Adam Schiff Lookalike Contest is Jesse Moore! He wins a date with Nancy Pelosi or a tonsillectomy.”
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