"The medical examiner who performed the autopsy revealed that the cause of death was: "Cerebral hemorrhage, respiratory blockage, hyperthermia, renal dysfunction, heart failure, stroke." "His stomach was full of cocaine," he said. "There is no mammal on the planet that would have survived."
Cocaine Bear: A movie you will either avoid or definitely watch - no middle ground
The Hangover Part 4
“There is no mammal on the planet that would have survived.”
Hunter?
Hella of a drug
It was the 80’s. Things spun out of control quickly. But in his short time on top Cocaine Bear produced 7 Hollywood hits, managed 3 mega hit rock stars, owned a mansion in Beverly Hills as well as a Malibu beach house. He was rumored to have been driving himself to rehab and just couldn’t stop reaching in the duffle bag when he succumbed.
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature’s recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Grizzly and black bears at the Hoonah, Alaska landfill prefer soiled disposable diapers. I am a witness.
I wonder if she will continue to blame men not going to see her movie, for this upcoming movie flop shes directing.
I guess he moved on from pic-a-nic baskets...
My first thought was: This will be a very short movie.
“I was banging 7 gram rocks. That’s how I roll.” — Charlie Sheen.
“Bitch, please.” — Bear
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “Sorry.
We don’t serve bears here” said the bartender. “I want a beer” says
the bear. “I can’t serve you. It’s not our policy” notes the
bartender. Getting angrier, the bear growls and smashes his paw on the
bar “I WANT A BEER!!!!!” “NO” shouts the bartender. In frustration,
the bear walks over to a lady sitting in a corner table. He eats her
whole (bones and everything). The bear walks back to the bar and grabs
the bartender). “I WANT A BEER” growls the bear. “We don’t serve bears
on drugs” states the bartender.
“I’m not on drugs” replies the bear. “Yes you are” states the bartender
“That was a bar-bitch-you-ate!!
Was the bear’s name Keef?
Oh crap. I thought it was a movie about Michael Moore. Would have loved the ending.
Damned, missed it by about 65 lbs of Coke.
Since I appear to be the only one tracking on this thought, I’ll yield to anyone who wants to seize on the idea and write a letter and/or post some antagonistic twits.
It was in the 80s, after all, when black communities were being destroyed by cocaine & crack, and spawned the investigation which ultimately exposed the government’s role under Gary Webb’s determined digging into facts.
So it’s utterly moronic in the current ‘critical race’ & ‘cancel’ cultures that Hollywood leftists would consider filming a movie about a BLACK bear which overdoses on a duffel bag of cocaine in the forest.
It’s utterly cliche’. Literally, if you consider where that cocaine was bound for and how it was to be marketed after urban processing into crack.
Produced by the town in which it SNOWED during that era, further funding the exploitation and addiction of urban minority communities.
Not only cliche’ but, by the left’s standards, fraught with insensitivities & hypocrisy. It might as well star Samuel L Jackson & Chris Rock - maybe even Edward Norton as the exploiting white smuggler - & filed under the genre Blaxploitation.
I, for one, would love to see the left eat their own over this (making popcorn).
At least he did not have COVID.
Another BS movie about nothing from Hollyweird. Whatever happened to “hard hitting” films about important subjects?
Needless to say, Bette will coach the bear.
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High bear
If you wanna hang out
You’ve gotta take her out
Cocaine
If you wanna get down
Down on the ground
Cocaine
She don’t lie
She don’t lie
She don’t lie
Cocaine