A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “Sorry.
We don’t serve bears here” said the bartender. “I want a beer” says
the bear. “I can’t serve you. It’s not our policy” notes the
bartender. Getting angrier, the bear growls and smashes his paw on the
bar “I WANT A BEER!!!!!” “NO” shouts the bartender. In frustration,
the bear walks over to a lady sitting in a corner table. He eats her
whole (bones and everything). The bear walks back to the bar and grabs
the bartender). “I WANT A BEER” growls the bear. “We don’t serve bears
on drugs” states the bartender.
“I’m not on drugs” replies the bear. “Yes you are” states the bartender
“That was a bar-bitch-you-ate!!
So this bear walks into a bar, orders a beer, and gives the bartender a $20. The bartender, figuring the bear can’t do math, gives him a one dollar bill in change.
Then the bartender says, “You know, not many bears come in here”. The bear replies, “At $19 a beer, I’m not surprised.”