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Cocaine Bear: Film about animal that ate 70lb drugs dumped by smugglers is under development
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| 03 10 2021
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Posted on 03/10/2021 6:21:47 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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I believe the bear died before consuming all 70 lbs.
"The medical examiner who performed the autopsy revealed that the cause of death was: "Cerebral hemorrhage, respiratory blockage, hyperthermia, renal dysfunction, heart failure, stroke." "His stomach was full of cocaine," he said. "There is no mammal on the planet that would have survived."
Cocaine Bear: A movie you will either avoid or definitely watch - no middle ground
To: yesthatjallen
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:29:34 PM PST
by
aynrandfreak
(Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
To: yesthatjallen
“There is no mammal on the planet that would have survived.”
Hunter?
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:30:10 PM PST
by
Hieronymus
(“I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.”)
To: Hieronymus
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:31:18 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: yesthatjallen
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:31:19 PM PST
by
2banana
(Common ground with islamic terrorists-they want to die for allah and we want to arrange the meeting)
To: yesthatjallen
It was the 80’s. Things spun out of control quickly. But in his short time on top Cocaine Bear produced 7 Hollywood hits, managed 3 mega hit rock stars, owned a mansion in Beverly Hills as well as a Malibu beach house. He was rumored to have been driving himself to rehab and just couldn’t stop reaching in the duffle bag when he succumbed.
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:42:06 PM PST
by
freefdny
To: yesthatjallen
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature’s recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:48:41 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: yesthatjallen
Grizzly and black bears at the Hoonah, Alaska landfill prefer soiled disposable diapers. I am a witness.
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:51:15 PM PST
by
dainbramaged
(Windage and Elevation)
To: dainbramaged
They prefer soiled diapers?
Over what?
Jumping salmon?
Those lazy damn bears would rather eat dirty diapers than get out in the cold river and grab some jumping salmon.
This is what happens when you start babying bears.
Eating dirty diapers.
Probably vote Democrat.
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posted on
03/10/2021 6:59:43 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: yesthatjallen
I wonder if she will continue to blame men not going to see her movie, for this upcoming movie flop shes directing.
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:06:16 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: yesthatjallen
I guess he moved on from pic-a-nic baskets...
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:06:22 PM PST
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: blueunicorn6
They are omnivores, so they will eat anything. Hoonah is a Tlingit Indian village on Chichagof Island in SE Alaska and they have an old school garbage dump so if you really want to see a bear, that is the "go to" destination. It might be the baby food taste in the diapers, I don't know.
Spawning salmon are only available in the fall.
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:09:33 PM PST
by
dainbramaged
(Windage and Elevation)
To: freefdny
Boy. That sure does sound like a street nickname: Cocaine Bear.
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:18:49 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: yesthatjallen
My first thought was: This will be a very short movie.
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:19:22 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: Hieronymus
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:19:35 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: yesthatjallen
“I was banging 7 gram rocks. That’s how I roll.” — Charlie Sheen.
“Bitch, please.” — Bear
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:22:37 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
To: dainbramaged
Maybe they should make the salmon feel welcome year round.
You know.....beach volleyball.....spring baseball training.....ice skating
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:31:27 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: yesthatjallen
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “Sorry.
We don’t serve bears here” said the bartender. “I want a beer” says
the bear. “I can’t serve you. It’s not our policy” notes the
bartender. Getting angrier, the bear growls and smashes his paw on the
bar “I WANT A BEER!!!!!” “NO” shouts the bartender. In frustration,
the bear walks over to a lady sitting in a corner table. He eats her
whole (bones and everything). The bear walks back to the bar and grabs
the bartender). “I WANT A BEER” growls the bear. “We don’t serve bears
on drugs” states the bartender.
“I’m not on drugs” replies the bear. “Yes you are” states the bartender
“That was a bar-bitch-you-ate!!
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:35:20 PM PST
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: rlmorel
Me too. How do they pad it out with a story?
To: yesthatjallen
Was the bear’s name Keef?
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posted on
03/10/2021 7:39:50 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(The revolution won't need to be televised. It'll be on your doorstep.)
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