[proud American in Canada]

Why?

I don’t understand how allowing people to stock up for secret family gatherings is going to be a “superspreader” event.

The whole curfew thing makes no sense to me. The virus is more contagious at night?

[Army Air Corps]

It is a very clever virus. It can tell time, maintain a schedule, and mark special events on a calendar.

[mad_as_he$$]

Citizens, it’s 10pm. Do you know where the Virus is?

Weapons grade stupid.

[ponygirl]

When people start drinking alcohol, they stop washing their hands and start shoving their fingers up their nose and licking door knobs. Everybody knows that.

Or maybe that’s just me?

[dsrtsage]

“ lThe whole curfew thing makes no sense to me. The virus is more contagious at night?”

Inhibitions get lowered with social lubricants as the night draws on and people start swapping fluids, not to mention people begin to scream in each other’s faces to hear when the music creeps up to volume 11