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To: Engedi; mewzilla
"How many Democrats have you heard that got COVID?"

Hey, it's a smart virus, everyone knows that.

It knows that if you go into a restaurant or walk by the people eating outdoors in a 25 knot wind, it will leap into your system and infect you like white on rice.

However, once you are seated, you may remove your mask and you are perfectly safe. Same with going to the beach. You must wear a mask walking around, but if you lay down on the sand, you are quite safe. The virus understands this.

Just as it knows not to infect Leftists. Even viruses know that would be biting the hand that feeds you.

29 posted on 10/26/2020 4:53:06 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Leftism is the plaything of a society with too much time on its hands." - Candace Owens)
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To: rlmorel
Sentient 'rona balls!

😱😱😱

30 posted on 10/26/2020 4:55:00 AM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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To: rlmorel

If you have a beer and fries, you live.

A beer, alone, you die.

It’s a canny wee beastie, this virus is.


46 posted on 10/26/2020 5:54:59 AM PDT by Salamander (Clap for that, you stupid bastards!)
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