Posted on 10/24/2020 12:37:55 AM PDT by DallasBiff
Ok, last run of the night to DFW around 9:45 PM last night. I work as a shuttle driver from a hotel in the DFW airport area. I have been working there since July, since being called called back after being furloughed back in April.
Pick up a no more 30 year old white guy with no luggage, except a computer case, go to the next call, and it is a white couple, and then I get a call for another pick up, and it is a white guy 35 and a 3 year old boy.
So I go back on my normal route back, and they are doing road construction, so I do go by my usual shortcut detour routes and they are blocked and this is when the 30 year develops a cough.
The 30 year old with the computer case was wearing a mask, but could not tell if he was faking.
That story didn’t really pay off.
Best to you there in Dallas.
We all are having little events like that. Back in April, I was in a grocery line....number 3 and waiting. Cashier starts coughing. I spend 20 seconds thinking about it, and then push my cart to the back of the grocery....leaving it there and walking out.
Mentally, it’s always on our mind now.
If you cough back the opposing air pressure creates a shield.
Well buddy, think what you think, that’s what happened to me last night as a person not working and living in the “zoom” class.
I read on the interwebs that people never coughed before the arrival of the Wuhan Flu.
Also I think it is psych-ops. I’m not scared.
haha!
Yeah OK, I’ve heard anecdotes before but they usually go somewhere and have something to say.
All of a sudden, he pulls down his mask and jams a finger into his left nostril, two knuckles deep. He pulls out a hybrid. Half hard and half liquified.
Then you know what that sumbitch did? He put that nasty booger in his mouth and totally ate it, then looked right at me and winked.
The end.
It is most definitely. Psyops.
I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some sort of clue, like hey, maybe this guy is not enjoying it?
You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that, that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle.
Your stories have none of that! They're not even amusing accidentally.
Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith. He's got some amusing anecdotes for ya. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it.
I-I could tolerate any, any insurance seminar, for days. I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can ya stand it?" And I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take anything."
You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy."
It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest. You know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except that I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would.
And by the way, you know, when, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
Del: You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Bro. They were DOING ROAD WORK!
Hello?
Maybe it is just me but I think the globalists are making something no more harmful than the common cold into a scamdemic.
And making a big deal of the number of cases and not making a big deal of the increase in testing results.
I was hoping this story had an ending. Like they were all wearing MAGA hats. Or the computer case guy was wearing a Biden t shirt so the other people beat the shit out of him and the 3 year old shoved his binky up the guys nose.
Did Texas just legalize pot?
Thanks for helping me solve tonight’s mystery of will I be able to keep my dinner down.
Terrible allergy season thrown into this fear hysteria
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