[Kevin in California]

This is not satire. Newsom really is an idiot.

[Balding_Eagle]

Newsom really is an idiot.

This rule doesn't prove that at all.

What it does prove is that they are trying to see what the limits are on how silly they can get us to act.

[diplomatic_immunity]

Be sure to keep your mask on between strokes of your razor while shaving.

Also, if you start to hyperventilate, it helps to tie a plastic bag around your head.

Super big thanks,
Gavin

[Republican Wildcat]

Wow.

[ZOOKER]

I sense a new trend in dining (and submission).

[House Atreides]

“This is not satire. Newsom really is an idiot.”
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I would absolutely love someone to capture video of this nitwit eating. He’ll either be proven to be a hypocrite by not alternating bites and masking or be hilariously proven to be an idiot by bite/mask alternating.

[coaster123]

Newsom.. chew on this.

[MtnClimber]

I have trouble shaving with my mask on and when I am done the mask is ruined. Don’t even ask me about scuba diving and following the mask rules!

[RetiredTexasVet]

Only proves it is possible for some loser Progressives to improve on stupid!!!!

[goodn'mad]

Why not just cut a hole in the mask large enough to fit a straw or nibble?

[COBOL2Java]

[butlerweave]

The Headwaiter can give the orders mask off ,bite ,mask on

[MV=PY]

Maybe we need edible masks!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

This is an Overton window move.

[P-Marlowe]

If the virus is getting on your mask, it’s getting on your food. If it’s getting on your food, it’s getting in your mouth. If it’s getting in your mouth it’s getting in your lungs.

Masks are just a control prop. If you’re wearing it, you are submitting to the government control over your liberty.

They serve no purpose other than to mark you as a sheeple.

[Rio]

I can see that I need to invent the AutoMask® that will move out of the way when a fork approaches. Thinking of the blade guard on a miter saw for inspiration...

[Lazamataz]

At this point, Gavin’s just trolling us.

[The MAGA-Deplorian]

I disagree. Newsome is not an idiot. The people in California that voted for him and will re-elect him are the idiots!

[metmom]

As well he should.

I’ll bet he doesn’t follow his own rules.

He’d just rather lord it over everyone else.

[Rummyfan]

He is certainly deserving of ridicule. And worse.

[BEJ]

Gavin Nuisance