Posted on 09/14/2020 9:50:27 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW
Not sorry, but I've watched this video and the collection it belongs to Idiot vs. Motorized Vehicle Much Larger Than Idiot going on five times now. What can I say, I'm a creature of habit. All you need to know is, some 17-25ish years ago, one man and one woman had a passionate night and brought into this world a dumb. The subject of tonight's video, let's call him Kaden since that sounds like a name of a Gen X couple sublimating their lack of personality onto their child, decided to do the planking challenge on a police cruiser. Crusier? Not sure what the lingo is for a Charger. I'm happy for you to correct me but only after you watch today's BLM hero Kaden in Sacramento, California get somersaulted up and over only to bellyflop on the asphalt.
Cops should be able to go back and collect DNA samples from the facial meat the guy left on the pavement. Then compare the DNA to anyone having a 5-inch wide, foot-long facial scab.
Hope that left a good road rash.
These idiots all need to be jailed, but just as part of their punishment. The other part needs to be done in such a way that they would remember the humiliation for a long time & be a reminder to others thinking of trying the same dumb stunt. There are some ancient punishments that just might work.
“...victory lap!”
Great observation!
He likely has a brain injury. Smart anarchists wear helmets when going a’rioting!!
Cull out one more low intelligence mule from the gene pool.
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Why?
Mules can’t reproduce. Cannot pass on genes.
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