Michelle Obama on marriage: ‘I wanted to push Barack out of the window’

New York Post ^ | September 7, 2020 | Elizabeth Rosner

[SkyPilot]

President Trump has been threatened thousands of times since he was elected. Has even one person been charged?

When Obama was in office, the press would gang up on people who even shared mild criticism of "The One", and called for them to be arrested.

Don't count on the Secret Service questioning the Mooch though. No laws apply to her. No SAT scores did either.

[cnsmom]

Democrats seem to trap themselves in horrible marriages.

[jughandle]

“...push him out of the window”

He’d have landed 100’ away from the house.

[21twelve]

Heh. I googled How often is President Trump Threatened?

All of the top 10 answers was stuff like

“Trump threatens to shut down....”

“Trump threatens to halt...”

“Trump threatens to cut back....”

So I put “Obama” in there instead.

“Assassination threatened against obama....”

“Obama is threatened 30 times a day....”

“Obama is threatened with impeachment...”

“Threats against obama....”

[wetgundog]

He stinks and attracts flies. He sleeps with men. He likes it in the backdoor.

[AppyPappy]

Every time she caught him smoking in the bed with the pool boy

[The_Media_never_lie]

The former first lady, who will celebrate her 28th wedding anniversary with husband Barack Obama next month, spoke candidly about the up and downs of her marriage with guest Conan O’Brien.

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Reads like she and Barack were, for a time, married to Conan. Why does this seem plausible?

[eartick]

Yeah Moochelle, you ain’t the only one wanting to put this halfrican down

[davius]

My sense is she feels the same way about every other person inhabiting the planet.

[Fresh Wind]

Only if there’s a gentle breeze.

[surrey]

She makes it sound like she was searching for the perfect mate. She was chosen by Barry’s puppet masters because he needed a beard. I read that they needed the most unattractive woman with no marriage prospects and they sure found her.

[freedumb2003]

>>All our spontaneity was basically taken away from us – I couldn’t even open a window at the White House“

Uh-oh. Now we understand why open windows weren’t allowed, the Secret Service was onto her.<<

So the SS kept moochelle from taking a pee and he had to learn about indoor plumbing.

[I want the USA back]

We understand, moochelle.

[rwoodward]

Once you get past the wookie suit, it’s a maaan baabyyy!!

[Old Yeller]

If Barry was in a muzzie country he’d be pushed out a window, 10 floors up.

[SkyPilot]

Yup - almost the same returns from Duck Duck Go as well.

We live in Orwellian times.

[Gratia]

This is all part of the roll-out. Big Mike IMO will be substituted for Creepy Joe.

You see, Big Mike says here that she is a strong woman who is totally independent of BO, not his (and his handlers’) puppet.

[KobraKai]

Take out your frustrations in the WWE ring, Big Mike.

[Gumdrop]

Are they still living together? This is a serious question. Does anyone know?

[avenir]