Still calling themselves Washington, though?
Change the name to the District Detonators
.. because this is gonna bomb
How about The DC Pussies?
Washington Wokesters is a nice alliterative name.
How about TheNotProfitables?
Because every one of their true fans bought their stuff to show support. Now, all of those people are going to be p$$’d off at them.
Ask Nissan how damaging it is to suddenly change your well known brand. (For those who don’t know, they were once called Datsun.)
Keep the Redskins name, but just change the logo to a potato.
I guess the “Washington Slaves” won’t be among the contenders for the new name.
I hope they don’t cancel the NFL season because I want the opportunity to give them the big middle finger.
The Washington Pussy Willows.
I suggest ‘Washington Parasites’. It works on several levels.
“Coonskins” is available...
Washington Snowflakes ?
Don’t care. Conservatives who watch professional football are hypocrites. I know that will spark a lot of flaming here, also don’t care.
Call them the DC Tyrants. The logo is a Jackboot standing on a citizen’s neck. With the players wearing uniforms that look like a swat team and the quarter back’s looking like a German SS officer. They can paint the football to look like a teargas canister.
The Washington Monitors with a Komodo dragon as a mascot. That way we could call them the Washington hall monitors. It just works on so many levels.
Washingtons NFL team is retiring the “Redskins” name; new name to be “Little Red Book.”
Shouldn’t they get rid of the name “Washington”, also, as he was an eeeeevil white kkkkkk ray-ciss?
So if Redskins is out, what should replace it? What ever does, it can’t offend anyone or anything so it is going to be tough. Good luck with that!
“Washington Grifters”
“Washington Snakes”
“Washington Pythons”
“Washington Piranhas”
“Washington Locusts”
“Washington Vermin”
“Washington Rats”
Washington Reptiles would work though. It is descriptive of the town as well as being a lot of fun for the fans. I could see the T-Rex becoming an unofficial mascot, with all this people who have the costumes suddenly having a weekly use for them.