"You have reached the Portland Police. The hours of operation are Monday through Friday between the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. We are closed on weekends and some holidays. Leave a message and someone will get back to you at our earliest availability."
1 posted on
07/07/2020 10:39:49 AM PDT by
rktman
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To: rktman
At least mask wearing and social distancing was obeyed .....
2 posted on
07/07/2020 10:44:13 AM PDT by
no-to-illegals
( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
To: rktman
“You’ve reached the automated Help desk of the Portland Police Department, please listen to the menu options carefully, as they may have changed. Press 1 for suspected murder, press 2 for rape, press 3 for angry mob violence...”
3 posted on
07/07/2020 10:44:37 AM PDT by
Trailerpark Badass
(“There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach,” said one woman.)
To: rktman
That’s bad. Backing off will just make the rats bolder, but everyone knows they’re in charge anyway.
4 posted on
07/07/2020 10:44:43 AM PDT by
Spok
(All free men are equal only in their freedom; everything else is up to them.)
To: rktman
If this is an emergency, hang up and load ur 9mm. Don’t have one?, you’re SOL.
To: rktman
I have a close friend in Portland.
They had a neighborhood break in of their community mailbox.
The Police told her to file a report on-line.
6 posted on
07/07/2020 10:45:04 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: rktman
Let me guess. Number 1 on the list of priority crimes will be “Hate Crimes.”
7 posted on
07/07/2020 10:46:09 AM PDT by
Perseverando
(Liberals, Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder.)
To: rktman
I guess someone complaining about their order at McDonalds won’t be considered an “emergency” any more.
I have no sympathy for them. They voted for the idiots and now they can live with it.
8 posted on
07/07/2020 10:46:29 AM PDT by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: rktman
BLM: “Defund de cops.”
Cops: “We ain’t doin nuffin.”
9 posted on
07/07/2020 10:48:30 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: rktman
Yet the families and working people still keep voting Democrat. They will never wake up
10 posted on
07/07/2020 10:53:31 AM PDT by
manc
( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
To: rktman
They should hand out flyers with the addresses and phone numbers to their daddy, the Mayor and City Council
18 posted on
07/07/2020 11:00:00 AM PDT by
eyeamok
To: rktman
“You have reached the Portland police department. Your call isn’t very important to us...”
To: rktman
“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. Average hold time 3 hours. Thank you for calling the Portland Police.”
20 posted on
07/07/2020 11:04:51 AM PDT by
Fido969
(In!)
To: rktman
You have reached the Portland Police. You left out "Your call is very important to us." Also, "your wait time is ..............." "THIRTY" ".... minutes. Please hold for the next officer."
21 posted on
07/07/2020 11:06:44 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
("DonÂ’t mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: rktman
“If this is an emergency, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.”
23 posted on
07/07/2020 11:08:40 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
("DonÂ’t mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: rktman
Sounds like the current radio as for Trump
To: rktman
Forget it Jake, it’s Portown.
27 posted on
07/07/2020 11:15:44 AM PDT by
allblues
(God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat but Satan is definitely a Democrat)
To: rktman
30 posted on
07/07/2020 11:19:46 AM PDT by
Pajamajan
( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
To: rktman
"You have reached the Portland Police.
The hours of operation are Monday through Friday between the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m.
We are closed on weekends and some holidays. To respond to your crisis we require an authorization code and case number from Mayor Ted Wheeler. The mayor's office and home numbers are...follow the voice menu carefully"
"He's there to serve and protect you. Have a good day!"
34 posted on
07/07/2020 11:26:40 AM PDT by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
To: rktman
After 5 weeks of non-stop rioting, Portland concedes and BLM with Antifa take control of their first major US city.
37 posted on
07/07/2020 11:28:18 AM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: rktman
Overwhelm the police, and usher in community policing. Cloward -Piven writ small.
38 posted on
07/07/2020 11:29:29 AM PDT by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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