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Gretchen Whitmer to Michigan Residents: ‘Google How to Do a Haircut’
Breitbart ^
| June 02 2020
| KYLE OLSON
Posted on 06/02/2020 1:50:02 PM PDT by knighthawk
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) dismissed growing impatience with her economic lockdown orders Monday and recommended residents take to the Internet to learn how to cut their own hair.
Whitmer is easing some restrictions in the coming weeks, but has not budged on allowing barber shops and hair salons to legally reopen.
“Like me, you need a haircut desperately? A couple more weeks of this and we may be back in a place where we’re able to do that safely,” she said.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: evil; hcqludditeholocaust; michigan; roguelist; shutdown; whitmer; wretchedgretchen
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To: knighthawk
And while you folks have Google up and running why not Google “Mussolini’s retirement plan”?
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:08:13 PM PDT
by
Junk Silver
(If we're "all in this together" name one government employee or bureaucrat who has been laid off.)
To: knighthawk
Power hungry female canine.
To: FirstFlaBn
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:08:32 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
To: Junk Silver
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:08:57 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: knighthawk
No reason to pay attention to these orders when others are being allowed to gather in groups to protest and riot.
To: elcid1970
Wether she said it or not, it wasn’t a reference to a dessert.
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:10:04 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
To: knighthawk
Let her start on her own hair first. Or we can cut if for her...
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:10:27 PM PDT
by
Lucky2
(And Epstein didn't kill himself...)
To: SpaceBar
I used to think it was her eyes that were *crazy*, but her plastic forehead freaks me out, too.
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:11:53 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: knighthawk
Does she have no idea how much hairdressers gab?
Has she never heard of “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”? (now includes queers)
Guess not...
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:13:16 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: heshtesh
A recall is going to her a good clipping.
It WILL happen. She has pissed off most Michiganders. Need to recall the Lieutenant Gov, AG and Sec. State, too, they’re all hard lefties.
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:15:54 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: polymuser
I live in Texas. I’ve already had two.
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:17:28 PM PDT
by
uscga77
(the truth remains)
To: knighthawk
Google, HOW TO TIE A NOOSE!
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:17:53 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
To: knighthawk
A sonnet for Heil whitmer:
How do I loathe thee?
Let me count the ways.
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:19:33 PM PDT
by
mombonn
(God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.)
To: knighthawk
When she says Haircut, better watch out for your bank account.
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:21:10 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(This is not /s. It is just as viable as any MSM 'information', maybe more so!)
To: knighthawk
ZirconEncrustedTweezers to Gov. Karen Whitler: Google how to perform self-procreation.
To: heshtesh
A popular new game for kids in Michigan is “Gretchen May I?”
Gretchen may I...play at the playground?
Gretchen may I...get my hair cut?
Gretchen may I...go out in a boat?
Gretchen may I...buy some garden seeds?
Gretchen may I...visit my Grandma?
Gretchen may I...ride my bike?
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:22:33 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: Lucky2
The section by her neck would fit in the Guillotine, with her neck.
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:22:59 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(This is not /s. It is just as viable as any MSM 'information', maybe more so!)
To: Junk Silver
She should give a piano concert at an Esso station
To: knighthawk
I had to purchase an expensive hair trimmer and have given myself two hair cuts............Fortunately I have ball caps I can wear until I can get a real pro do do it for me.
To: knighthawk
Why don’t you google how to be a out-of-office politician?
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posted on
06/02/2020 2:33:01 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Just sit in your house until the food stops coming and then starve. You'll be safe.)
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