Retired my old Motorola Razor flip and took over my wife's LG flip. Same capabilities, option to turn tracking off. They can take pictures I gather, but no Facef*ck or anything like that.
Wife has some sort of Samsung with all the colored M&Ms that I cannot use. Maybe if I took an interior decorating class?
Or we can go back to the really old days and just have a land line with an answering machine.