I’m assuming your Education Secretary isn’t quite as out to lunch as your Health Secretary.
Time to recall Mr. Smith from Washington. Too bad he’s dead.
Rumor has it that the education secretary had two sex changes, once to a woman, then back to man. But that wasn't enough. He was unsatisfied that he was no longer in a protected class, so he had an ethnicity change from white to Latino. He is currently thinking about getting his body tattooed to look like a Bengal tiger so he can start a species transition. </sarc>