Posted on 03/02/2020 11:43:27 AM PST by yesthatjallen
Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are giving their writing hands — and green thumbs — a workout, penning their first children's book together about gardening.
The pair revealed details of their forthcoming book, "Grandma's Gardens," on Monday.
The picture book is inspired by the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee's mother, Dorothy Rodham, and her love of gardening.
Rodham, the book's publisher says, taught the Clintons that gardens are "magical places to learn, exciting spaces for discovery, quiet spots to spend time with family and beautiful areas to share stories and celebrate special occasions."
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(Excerpt) Read more at thehill.com ...
Bloomberg issued a statement; 'Why does anyone need a book about gardening. You put the seeds in the dirt. How hard is that?'
How to bury bulbs six feet under?
Forward by Michelle.
Straight up money laundering
Anything for these talentless grifters to get a revenue stream without actually working.
Jeff Dahmer not available.
Don’t forget to invite “Uncle Joe” over to help.
A best-seller in the works: She knows a lot about plots and he’s an expert on hoes.
Absolutely.
The thought of either of those lardbutts doing any gardening is hysterical, that’s what staff is for!
It’s been done.
Veggie tales
I’m presuming ol’ B-J Clinton will be the editor ...
Why is Chels so slow to rev up her political career? She’s 40 already...fellow travelers like Booty-gig and AOC are making a big impact already...
With an audience of hundreds, they will somehow manage ot sell millions. I wonder if the book tour will include the media constantly begging Hillary to run again.
Mistitled. Should be “Doing Laundry With Mom.” I just wonder what pile it is that they will launder?
The vast majority of the Obama family's wealth has come from their "book deals".
Hillary knows where the bodies are buried
They will sell millions of copies around the U.S. and around the world that no will ever see.
Just to ensure that the maximum amount goes to the Clintons the buyers will not require the publisher to actually print the books. This will also save on shipping costs. Just a straight transfer of funds with a little laundering in between. What a wonderful Democratic world we live in.
Democrats/Media/Mafia! life is good
OH! Finally we have two experts who can teach us/me about gardening! (sarc over)
Don’t forget the O’Bama’s revenue stream from their “stake” in Netflix. Also, believe ValJar is in on this gig.
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