There is another way. . . the mayor is a secret slasher, a serial killer, who by night goes out and kills homeless and poverty stricken peo. . . Nah, we’d have heard about that too. . . Crime wave of huge proportion hits South Bend after new mayor elected. . . Nope, can’t be that. . ,
Oh, but that’s such a cool idea for a thriller. I got a good name for the serial killer, too: The Body Judge. . .
Too bad. . . waddya think, would it resonate with the Dim voters?