Posted on 10/18/2019 6:41:31 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?" Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solution!
On Thursday, the gay site PinkNews reported, “Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.”
And to think, we’ve been eating straight, cisgender cereal all this time.
Timed to coincide with GLAAD’s Spirit Day on October 17, they teamed up to produce the “All Together” cereal, which Kellogg’s says is the first to offer Corn Flakes, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, Raisin Bran, and Rice Krispies “exclusively together.”
Unlike the mix of cereal the image on the box implies, it’s actually a Limited Edition Variety Pack with 6 individual sized boxes inside, but consumers are free to create any combination they like. Froot Loops and Raisin Brain together? Let your freak flag fly, honey!
Kellogg’s chief diversity officer (why does a cereal company need such a thing??) Priscilla Koranteng said, “At Kellogg, we are firmly committed to equality and inclusion in the workplace, marketplace and in the communities where we work and live.” As part of the Spirit Day partnership, Kellogg’s is donating $50,000 to GLAAD.
According to the All Together Cereal page on Kellogg’s website, Spirit Day is when “millions wear purple to stand up against bullying, and to support a more accepting world for LGBTQ youth.”
The site explains the thinking behind the cereal:
We all belong together. So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love. We believe that all people deserve an environment where they can be their best selves.
GLAAD’s John McCourt said, “The All Together cereal encompasses the values of diversity, equality, and solidarity that Spirit Day is all about, and we hope that LGBTQ youth everywhere receive the messages loud and clear.”
Equality and inclusion in a breakfast food – it's social justice cereal! I think I'm gonna lose my breakfast.
Ha ha ha ha... choke... snort... ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Tha’s juth tho thpethial!
The other day, I heard a snatch of a conversation: A man said, “ I didn’t know it was a gay bar until the guy I was dancing with told me it was a gay bar! When I heard that, you can bet I was out of there in a few hours.”
( He was just joking with self-depreciation)
Fag Flakes?.......................
I was going to make a comment about a given cereal character’s sexuality, but there’s TOO many that are questionable, now that I think about it.
“Follow your nose, it always knows.”
Get woke, go broke. Another company in decline ...
Years ago, SNL had a commercial for Schmitt’s Beer — “If you’re gay, and drink beer, Schmitt’s is the beer for you!”
The commercial starred Adam Sandler and Chris Farley and a swimming pool of hunky guys in speedos.
with extra fudge
Does it come with STDs?
Haven’t eaten cereal in decades because there is bacon and eggs.
I hope they have it produced in China, who knows what we’ll end up with at the end of the day.
Chocolate Cheereos.
So sweep up the floor at the cereal plant and sell it to the letter people. Tell them it’s fabulous.
No more Kelloggs for me.
Cheereos made from corn?
Cornholeos?
Regardless of the message which is gross enough, mixing all those cereals together sounds horrid.
Whoopsie Wheats
Right on.
Who needs Cereal when there are breakfast burritos?
Why is Kellogg’s targeting kids with the idea of sodomy, pedophilia and bestiality?!
Is the toy prize a toy gerbil?
The colors reflect LGBT and LGBT advocates multi-sexual preferences, so it’s promoting all forms of sexuality towards children.
Start out as cheerios, graduate to crullers and end up as tractor tires.
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