Posted on 09/05/2019 12:39:25 AM PDT by Helicondelta
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Surely she knows how to roll up a $100 bill when a straw is required.
How are you going to perfect a paper straws that cannot last the time it takes to sip a medium pop?
Oh my God, please make it stop.
Amazingly stupid questions.
Trump would have so much fun with this.
Is this satire?
Has anyone considered passing a law that mandates Democrats wear bicycle helmets and boxing gloves if they leave the house? It's obvious that they shouldn't be permitted forks...
The dream of a federal government following the limiting Article 1 Section VIII is just that, a dream, as long as a ‘Rat breathes.
There are about 12 things enumerated for the federal government to do... if there were ‘Rat Framers, they’d have discussed straws continuously from 1787 to 1989, along with every other bit of nonsense they babble about.
That is what I keep thinking. Please make it stop.
I always have said to pay attention to Exxon. Their CEO just said that they plan to concentrate on M&A since they figure the clean energy transformation will take decades. This in spite of all the crapola we hear. The bad news is that we will have to hear the crapola for decades.
I recall the old paper straws were coated with wax and lasted quite a long time. You would see them standing in part full glass bottles of various soda.
If it isn’t satire it should be.
We have tried to argue / reason with these people and it does not do a bit of good. We have not given them the ridicule they deserve. Of course they don’t even suspect how stupid they are.
I have dealt with one person that I finally get so exasperated with that I have to ask if they ever get humiliated by how stupid they really are when they are wrong so often?
Literally “Grasping at straws”.
Our Founding Fathers must be spinning in their graves.
Sometimes the wax would flake off though. I’m not sure if that was the straw or the cup.
The epitome of too much government,
“The last straw.”
or to be more exact:
“The straw that broke d-Kamala’s back”.
She’s on to something, maybe coating the paper with a more durable polymer.....that could get pricey though. Just make the straw out of that polymer.
There... innovation...oh wait
Eco dweebs
KYPD
Banning straws isn’t any different from banning plastic bags.
About 12-15 years ago, the liberals went on the warpath about plastic bags and making them biodegradable. Result: plastic bags msndated to contain about 10-12% starch. When exposed to UV and moisture the starch dissolves and the the bags disintegrate. Dis they forget that? They don’t need to ban bags. If they force paper straws, it will wind up the same.
Solving the worlds most vital and immediate problems. Stick to the straws! Probably the least dangerous decision for us all
If you dip the paper straw in plastic, oh never mind.
Kamala Harris talking about straws—lol.
Where is Freud when we need him?
Kommiela basically fell into her political career in Mexifornia. She is the most smug,condescending kuntt I’ve ever seen. Scuse my language but when she does that little laugh giggle thing it makes me nauseous.
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